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Recent Squeaks...
Squeaktoy Rebus-a-go-go Answers:
A. Cat-tacos-trophy.  e.g. --- "The explosion at the Tabby Burrito Assembly Plant was a certifiable Catacostrophy..."

B.  Cone-underarm. e.g. --- "Smuggling the entire gallon of  Mongolian Butter Pecan through U.S. Customs in his sport coat proved to be quite the Coneunderarm..."

There was one correct answer for A, but it was anonynous.

As for B, NO ONE got it... but the same anonymous answerer provided the best answer "Cone-scenti"--- as in "cognoscenti".... 

In lieu of an identifiable winner, The Squeak must recognize Nan of NC with her "Screaming B.O. death" answer for B AND Dr. Raymonde of Massachussetts for his "Coneheads are from France" answer--- also for B... both were quite guffaw-worthy... 

Each may or may not receive something partially valuable from the Squeaktoy Home Orifice soon..... or not. 

Porkchop Squeaktoy Christmas Pageant Results:
Well, SOMEBODY got flirty with the voting on New Year's Eve...
 "Overly Flirtatious at the Holiday Party Poinsettia" surges past an overconfident and cranky Ruiner of Christmas Tree to win the title! (final tally posted below) Thanks fer participatin! 
"I WOULDN'T TOUCH HER LEAVES WITH A 10 FOOT JOBE'S PLANT SPIKE!" a disgruntled Pinchy Claws was overheard saying as the results finalized at the stroke of midnight... Apparently, not ALL the finalists were such poor losers...

Results: 
(50 total votes)

Overly Flirtatious at the Holiday
Party Poinsettia: 20%

Ruiner of Christmas Tree: 16%

Pinchy Claws: 16%

Good King Weevilcenslaus Up Inna Cheezgrits: 10%

Unionized Rudy, Sausage-Stuffed Stocking, High Self Esteem & Nauseated Dreidel: 6%

Nappy Cane, Fruitcake Pornstache, Walleye Regahler Ornamink,  Scrooge McSpruce, Know It All Strapping Tape: 4%


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